New Year Resolution made late

This came in late because I could not make up my mind. Plans were always made to fail but never fail to plan. So, here goes.

1. Drink more whisky

2. Drink less beer

3. Sleep earlier

4. Buy a Drift Car

5. Build it

6. Save money

7. Work Harder

8. Try not to let resolution number 1, 4 and 5 come in the way of 6 and 7

Eye(sore) On Malaysia

I'm sure most of us had heard about the Eye On Malaysia, or might have even went on for a ride. *A confession to make, I've not seen it yet* and that does not make me any less Malaysian. I still love this place more than anybody. News, the Eye On Malaysia had been moved to Malacca and as TheStar has reported it, its not enjoying it's stay there. Poor ferris wheel.

The ugly truth: some jokers forgot to pay for it.

YES.

It was an honest mistake. *wink* Now the Belgians filed a lawsuit against them for forgetting to settle the payment. They totally forgot about the RM17 million bill like for real. *wink again* Simply Famazing. Belgium is one of my favourite countries for them awesome beer gardens. Now, if I ever hit a beer garden there, I'll have to tell the bar tender I'm from Singapore before he spikes my drink. Once the coolest thing after the twin towers, now the scar on the face of Malaysia. I call it, the Eye(sore) On Malaysia. Please guys, pay for the damn thing and do us proud for once.

Below, an article from TheStar earlier this week.

H1N1 GAG

Just recently I flew into our not-so-cool LCCT terminal and it reminds me of a joke I thought I had to share with you cartoons that read this thing I call my blog. Thinking about it now already makes me smile to the monitor like a total nut case.

I'm sure most of us have seen the Infrared Thermal Imaging System at all the airports around the world. Installed for SARS and all the other H1N1 spreading around. Now imagine that guy sitting behind the monitor looking at the monitor checking out chicks in Black and White and how boring can his job be. Actually. NO. Apparently, when people walk pass that machine and tries to seal in a silent fart, IT APPEARS ON THE DAMN SCREEN! HAHAHAHAHAH! Now ya'll would probably turn back and look at that monitor every time you pass by it! I mean, how shy can that be! Imagine if you got his shitty job and you'll have to try to act cool about it? Impossible for me at least, most likely I'll end up on the floor from falling off my chair when I see armageddon coming out from someone's ass! AHAHAHHAHA

here's a video of it! Fkin KUDOS!

What?

I've got some songs updated on the mixpod. Catch pictures of parts to come soon! ;)

Melissa Sin sCandals

I saw a feed from facebook from cat that she found Mel's blog. wait a minute, Mel's BLOG!? haha! and I did the google trick and found this instead. As exhausted as I am from the midnight flight from Melbourne, I still laughed from the inside. :D

anyway, now that I know you have a blog Mel, we know whats happening to you at least. haha!

p.s. human resource doesn't sound like a fun place at all. Since Poh Yng's home, we should meet up! :D

Smart, very smart indeed.

Smart for two spotted by a friend of mine outside the Malaysian Restaurant I used to work at in China Town, Birmingham. The driver displayed the true quality of an urban car, parking convenience. LOL

photo credits to Alvin.

Reminiscing the birth of the woman in my life

You know sometimes when you need someone to talk to about something that you can't really share with everybody, you'll know exactly who to go to. One of my somebody is cat, one of the best friends from carvings from the tree. You don't get this all the time and I met almost all of them in this trip, fruitful I would say.

It was her birthday and I'd really wanna say I love you for the great hospitality and the great time in Melbourne. It was more than awesome. Perhaps sorry for all the times I jeopardized the relationship. It'll be funny in many years to come. Your wish came true, so please don't be greedy about it. :D

P.S. Thank you "Money" for that amazing cake as well as the team that planned the surprise.

everybody.

of Men

and beautiful ladies.

Happy Birthday Cat and stay sexy.

credits to Alvin for the peekcahs.